So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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