when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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