Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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