Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize