Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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