She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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