You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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