Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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