Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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