im drinking this country out of the recession.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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