I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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