Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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