Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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