You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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