So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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