We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
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