butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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