i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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