I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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