Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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