You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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