yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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