Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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