This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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