you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Randomize
