well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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