Everything about him screamed your future.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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