Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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