Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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