names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
We need to rekindle our bromance
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Do plants get herpes?
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