So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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