Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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