You work out of a Hotel?
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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