I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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