ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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