At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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