I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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