That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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