You're so nebulous sometimes
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
She's not a foreskin expert like you
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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