Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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