Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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