Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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