im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
she woke up with a sticky ear
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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