Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
My dick has a subreddit
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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