she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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