But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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