Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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