3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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