i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Randomize