Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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