I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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