I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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