Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
