Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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